I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
"Why are you homesick,
When you’re still at home?”
Home is where the heart is,
Didn’t you know?
My heart isn’t really anywhere in particular…
Well, actually that’s a lie.
My heart is wherever you are
Until the day I die.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
What would happen if i went down the street instead of across the road.
Would anyone actually care?
I doubt it.
There’s a difference between feeling fat and actually being fat, I’m sorry it had to be said.