I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

4 days ago // 362,309 notes


"Why are you homesick,

When you’re still at home?”

Home is where the heart is,

Didn’t you know?

My heart isn’t really anywhere in particular…

Well, actually that’s a lie.

My heart is wherever you are

Until the day I die.

4 days ago // 25 notes
Tumblr Code.


If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person


must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.


always reblog tumblr identification

(Source: aru)

6 days ago // 1,419,385 notes

What would happen if i went down the street instead of across the road.
Would anyone actually care? 
I doubt it. 

6 days ago // 1 note


There’s a difference between feeling fat and actually being fat, I’m sorry it had to be said.

6 days ago // 1,130 notes